<h3><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XXXIV" id="CHAPTER_XXXIV">CHAPTER XXXIV.</SPAN></h3>
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<p>——One fading moment's mirth,
With twenty watchful, weary, tedious nights.</p>
<p class="citation">Two Gentlemen of Verona.</p>
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<div class="sidenote">A Waggish Journalist.</div>
<p>We consumed many of the long hours in conversing, reading, and
whist-playing. Night after night we strolled wearily up and down our
narrow room, ignorant of the outer world, save through glimpses,
caught from the barred windows, of the clear blue sky and the pitying
stars.</p>
<p>Still, endeavoring to make the best of it, we were often mirthful
and boisterous. Two correspondents of <cite>The Herald</cite>, Mr. S.
T. Bulkley and Mr. L. A. Hendrick, were partners in our captivity.
Hendrick's irrepressible waggery never slept. One evening a Virginia
ruralist, whose intellect was not of the brightest, was brought in
for some violation of Confederate law. After pouring his sorrows into
the sympathetic ear of the correspondent, he suddenly asked:</p>
<p>"What are you here for?"</p>
<p>"I am the victim," replied Hendrick, "of gross and flagrant
injustice. I am the inventor of a new piece of artillery known as the
Hendrick gun. Its range far exceeds every other cannon in the world.
A week ago I was testing it from the Richmond defenses, where it is
mounted. One of its shots accidentally struck and sunk a blockade
runner just entering the port of Wilmington. It was not my fault. I
didn't aim at the steamer. I was just trying the gun for the benefit
of the country. But
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these confounded Richmond authorities insisted upon it that I should
pay for the vessel. I told them I would see them ------ first, and
they shut me up in Castle Thunder; but I never will pay in the
world."</p>
<p>"You are quite right. I would not, if I were you," replied the
innocent Virginian. "It is the greatest outrage I ever heard of."</p>
<div class="sidenote">Proceedings of a Mock Court.</div>
<p>A fellow-prisoner had been elected commissary of our room, to
divide and distribute the rations. One evening a court was organized
to try him for "malfeasance in office." The indictment charged that
he issued soup only when he ought to issue meat—stealing the
beef and selling it for his personal benefit. One correspondent
appeared as prosecuting attorney, another as counsel for the defense,
and a third as presiding judge.</p>
<p>An extract from a Richmond journal being objected to as testimony,
it was decided that any thing published by any newspaper must
necessarily be true, and was competent evidence in that court. A
great deal of remarkable law was cited in Greek, Latin, German, and
French. Counsel were fined for contempt of court, jurors placed under
arrest for going to sleep. When the spectators became boisterous,
the sheriff was ordered to clear the court-room, and, during certain
testimony, the judge requested that the ladies withdraw.</p>
<p>The jury returned a verdict of guilty, and, after being harangued
in touching terms upon the enormity of his offense, the culprit was
sentenced to eat a quart of his own soup at a single meal. It was an
hilarious affair for that loathsome place, which swarmed with vermin,
and where the silence was broken nightly by the clanking and rattling
of the chains of convicts.</p>
<p>Many prison inmates exhibited daring and ingenuity in attempting
to escape. Castle Thunder was vigilantly
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and securely guarded, with a score of sentinels inside, and a cordon
of sentinels without.</p>
<div class="sidenote">Escape by Killing a Guard.</div>
<p>In the condemned cell adjoining our room was a Rebel officer named
Booth, with three comrades, under sentence of death on charge of
murder. All were heavily ironed. Nightly, as the time appointed for
their execution approached, they surprised us by dancing, rattling
their chains, and singing. At one o'clock on the morning of October
22d, we were awakened by shouts and musket-shots. The whole Castle
was alarmed, and the guard turned out.</p>
<p>With a saw made from a case-knife, Booth had cut a hole through
the floor of his cell, his comrades the while singing and dancing
to drown the noise. They were compelled to be very cautious, as a
sentinel paced within six feet of them, under instructions to watch
them closely. Filing off their irons, they descended cautiously
through the aperture into a store-room, where they found four
muskets. In the darkness they removed the lock from the door, and
each taking a gun, crept into another room opening to the street;
struck down the sentinel, and felled a second with the butt of a
musket, knocking him ten or twelve feet. At the outer door, a guard,
who had taken the alarm, presented his gun. Before he could fire,
Booth shot him fatally through the head.</p>
<p>The three late prisoners ran up the street, several ineffectual
shots being fired after them by the guards, who dared not leave their
posts. At the long bridge across the James River they knocked down
another sentinel, who attempted to stop them. Traveling by night
through the woods, they soon reached the Union lines.</p>
<p>A considerable number of prisoners smeared their faces with
croton-oil to produce eruptions. The surgeon,
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called in at exactly the right stage, pronounced the disease
small-pox. They were driven toward the small-pox hospital in
unguarded ambulances, from which they jumped and ran for their lives.
It was a profound mystery to the physician that patients should be
so agile, until, examining one face after the eruptions began to
subside, he detected the imposition.</p>
<p>In Tennessee two Indiana captains were found within the Rebel
lines. They were actually in the secret service of the Government,
reconnoitering Confederate camps; but they passed themselves off as
deserters, and were brought to the Castle. One told me his story,
adding:</p>
<p>"They offer to release us if we will take the oath of allegiance
to the Southern Confederacy; but I cannot do that. I want to rejoin
my regiment, and fight the Rebels while the war lasts. I must escape,
and I cannot afford to lose any time."</p>
<p>He kept his own counsel; but the next night took up a plank and
descended to a subterranean room, whence he began digging a tunnel.
After several nights' labor, when almost completed, the tunnel was
discovered by the prison authorities. He immediately commenced
another. That also was found, a few hours before it would have proved
a success. Then he tried the croton-oil, and in ten days he was again
under the old flag.</p>
<div class="sidenote">Escape by Playing Negro.</div>
<p>One prisoner, procuring from the negroes a suit of old clothing,
a slouched hat, and a piece of burnt cork, assumed the garments,
and blackened his face. With a bucket in his hand, he followed the
negroes down three flights of stairs and past four sentinels. Hiding
in the negro quarters until after dark, he then leaped from a window
in the very face of a sentinel, but disappeared around a corner
before the soldier could fire. </p>
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<p>Another was sent to General Winder's office for examination. On
the way he told his stolid guard that he was clerk of the Castle, and
ordered him:</p>
<p>"Go up this street to the next corner and wait there for me. I am
compelled to visit the Provost-Marshal's office. Be sure and wait. I
will meet you in fifteen minutes."</p>
<p>The unsuspecting guard obeyed the order, and the prisoner
leisurely walked off.</p>
<p>Captain Lafayette Jones, of Carter County, Tennessee, was held on
the charge of bushwhacking and recruiting for the Federal army within
the Rebel lines. If brought to trial, he would undoubtedly have been
convicted and shot. He succeeded in deluding the officers of the
prison about his own identity, and was released upon enlisting in the
Rebel army, under the name of Leander Johannes.</p>
<div class="sidenote">Escape by Forging a Release.</div>
<p>George W. Hudson, of New York, had been caught in Louisiana, while
acting as a spy in the Union service. Returning to the prison from a
preliminary examination before General Winder, he said:</p>
<p>"They have found all my papers, which were sewn in the lining of
my valise. There is evidence enough to hang me twenty times over. I
have no hope unless I can escape."</p>
<p>He canvassed a number of plans, at last deciding upon one. Then he
remarked, with great nonchalance:</p>
<p>"Well, I am not quite ready yet; I must send out to buy a valise
and get my clothes washed, so that I can leave in good shape."</p>
<p>Three or four days later, having completed these arrangements,
he wrote an order for his own discharge, forging General Winder's'
signature. It was a close imitation of Winder's genuine papers upon
which
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prisoners were discharged daily. Hudson employed a negro to leave
this document, unobserved, upon the desk of the prison Adjutant. Just
then I was confined in a cell for an attempt to escape. One morning
some one tapped at my door; looking out through the little aperture,
I saw Hudson, valise in hand, with the warden behind him.</p>
<p>"I have come to say good-by. My discharge has arrived." (In a
whisper,) "Put your ear up here. My plan is working to a charm. It is
the prettiest thing you ever saw."</p>
<p>He bade me adieu, conversed a few minutes with the prison
officers, and walked leisurely up the street. A Union lady sheltered
him, and when the Rebels next heard of Hudson he was with the Army of
the Potomac, serving upon the staff of General Meade.</p>
<div class="sidenote">Escaped Prisoner at Jeff. Davis's Levee.</div>
<p>Robert Slocum, of the Nineteenth Massachusetts Volunteers, was
taken to Richmond as a prisoner of war. In two days he escaped, and
procured, from friendly negroes, citizen's clothing. Then passing
himself off as an Englishman recently arrived in America by a
blockade-runner, he attempted to leave the port of Wilmington for
Nassau. Through some informality in his passport, he was arrested
and lodged in Castle Thunder. Employing an attorney, he secured
his release. Still adhering to the original story, he remained in
Richmond for many months. He frequently sent us letters, supplies,
and provisions, and made many attempts to aid us in escaping. One day
he wrote me an entertaining description of President Davis's levee,
at which he had spent the previous evening. </p>
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