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<h1><span style="font-size: 173%">CHAPTER II: HOW EPH FLIRTED WITH SCIENCE</span></h1>
<p>
Jack Benson was the first of the trio to
move.</p>
<p>Without a word he broke into a run,
heading for the narrow little shingle of beach.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Got an idea, Captain?”</span> shouted Jacob Farnum,
darting after his young submarine
skipper.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Yes, sir!”</span> floated back over Jack's shoulder.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Then what's at the bottom—”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Eph and the boat, both together, or I miss
my guess,”</span> Captain Jack shouted back as he
halted at the water's edge, where a rowboat lay
hauled up on the shore.</p>
<p>Jacob Farnum's face showed suddenly pallid
as he, also, reached the beach. Hal, who was
in the rear, did not seem so much startled.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Do you think Eph has gone off on a cruise
all alone?—that he has come to any harm?”</span>
gasped the shipbuilder.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“I don't know, but I'm not going to worry
a mite about Eph Somers until I have to,”</span> retorted
Jack Benson, easily.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Eph can generally take care of himself,”</span>
added Hal Hastings. <span class="tei tei-q">“He rarely falls into
any kind of scrape that he can't climb out
of.”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“But this is a bad time for him to take the
'Farnum' and cruise away,”</span> objected the owner
of the yard. <span class="tei tei-q">“The 'Hudson' may be here at
any hour, you know, and we ought to be ready
for orders.”</span></p>
<p>As he spoke, Mr. Farnum scanned the horizon
away to the south, out over the sea.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“There's a line of smoke, now, and not many
miles away,”</span> he announced. <span class="tei tei-q">“It may, as likely
as not, be smoke from the 'Hudson's' pipe.”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Going out with us, sir?”</span> inquired Captain
Jack Benson, as Hal took his place at a pair of
oars.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Yes,”</span> nodded the owner of the yard, dropping
into a seat at the stern of the boat, after
which Benson pushed off at the bow.</p>
<p>Down on the seashore, on this day just past
the middle of October, the air was keen and
brisk. There had been frost for several nights
past. Sleighing might be looked for in another
month.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Cable's gone from this buoy,”</span> declared Captain
Jack, as Hal rowed close. <span class="tei tei-q">“Over to the
other one, old fellow.”</span></p>
<p>Here, too, the cable was missing. Evidently
the <span class="tei tei-q">“Farnum”</span> had made a clean get-away. If
there had been any accident, it must have taken
place after the new submarine boat had slipped
away from her moorings.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Humph!”</span> grunted Jack, scanning the sea.
<span class="tei tei-q">“No sign of the boat anywhere. Eph may be
anywhere within twenty miles of here.”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Or within twenty feet, either,”</span> grinned Hal,
looking down into the waters that were lead-colored
under the dull autumn sky.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“What are we going to do, Captain?”</span> inquired
Jacob Farnum. <span class="tei tei-q">“There are Grant Andrews
and three of his machinists coming down
to the water.”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“I reckon, sir, we'd better put them aboard
the 'Pollard' first, sir,”</span> Benson suggested.</p>
<p>Mr. Farnum nodding, the boat was rowed in
to the shore and Andrews and his men were
put aboard the <span class="tei tei-q">“Pollard”</span> at the platform deck.
Captain Jack Benson unlocking the door to the
conning tower, was himself the first to disappear
down below. When he came back he carried
a line to which was attached a heavy sounding-lead.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“It won't take us long to sound the deep
spots in this little harbor,”</span> said the young skipper,
as he dropped down once more into the
bow of the shore boat. <span class="tei tei-q">“Row about, Hal, over
the places where the submarine could go below
out of sight.”</span></p>
<p>As Hal rowed, Skipper Jack industriously
used the sounding-lead.</p>
<p>For twenty minutes nothing resulted from
this exploration. Then, all of a sudden, Benson
shouted:</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Back water, Hal! Easy; rest on your oars.
Steady!”</span></p>
<p>Jack Benson raised the lead two or three
feet, then let it down again, playing it up and
down very much as a cod fisherman uses his
line and hook.</p>
<p>
<span class="tei tei-q">“I'm hitting something, and it is hardly a
rock, either,”</span> declared young Benson. <span class="tei tei-q">“Pull
around about three points to starboard, Hal,
then steal barely forward.”</span></p>
<p>Again Benson played see-saw with his sounding-line
over the boat's gunwale.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“If my lead isn't hitting the 'Farnum,'”</span>
declared the young skipper, positively, <span class="tei tei-q">“then
it's the 'Farnum's' ghost. Hold steady, now,
Hal.”</span></p>
<p>Immediately afterward, Benson caused the
lead fairly to dance a jig on whatever it touched
at bottom.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“What's the good of that, anyway?”</span> demanded
Jacob Farnum.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“You don't think I'm doing this just for fun,
do you, sir?”</span> asked Captain Jack, with a smile.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“No; I know you generally have an object
when you do anything unusual,”</span> responded the
shipbuilder, good-humoredly.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“You know, of course, sir, that noises sound
with a good deal of exaggeration when you hear
them under water?”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Yes; of course.”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“You also know that all three of us have
been practicing at telegraphy a good deal during
the past few weeks, because every man who
follows the sea ought to know how to send and
receive wireless messages at need.”</span></p>
<p>
<span class="tei tei-q">“Yes; I know that, Benson.”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Well, sir, I guess that the lead has been
hitting the top of the 'Farnum's' hull, and I've
been tapping out the signal—”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“The signal, 'Come up—rush!'”</span> broke in
Hal, with an odd smile.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Right-o,”</span> nodded Jack Benson.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“How on earth did <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">you</span></span> know what the signal
was, Hastings?”</span> demanded Mr. Farnum.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Why, sir, I've been sitting so that I could
see Jack's arm. I've been reading, from the
motions of his right arm, the dots and dashes of
the Morse telegraph alphabet.”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“You youngsters certainly get me, for the
things you think of,”</span> laughed the shipyard's
owner.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“And the 'Farnum,' or whatever it is, is coming
up,”</span> called Captain Jack, suddenly. <span class="tei tei-q">“I just
felt my lead slide down over the top of her hull.
Hard-a-starboard, Hal, and row hard,”</span> shouted
young Benson, breathlessly.</p>
<p>Though Hastings obeyed immediately he was
barely an instant too soon. To his dismay, Mr.
Farnum saw something dark, unwieldy, rising
through the water. It appeared to be coming
up fairly under the stern of the shore boat,
threatening to overturn the little craft and
plunge them all into the icy water.</p>
<p>Hal shot just out of the danger zone, though.
Then a round little tower bobbed up out of the
water. Immediately afterward the upper third
of a long, cigar-shaped craft came up into view,
water rolling from her dripping sides, which
glistened brightly as the sun came out briefly
from behind a fall cloud.</p>
<p>In the conning tower, through the thick plate
glass, the three people in the shore boat made
out the carroty-topped head and freckled,
good-humored, honest, homely face of Eph
Somers. The boat lay on the water, under no
headway, drifting slightly with the wind-driven
ripples. Then Eph raised the man-hole cover
of the top of the conning tower, thrusting out
his head to hail them.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Hey, you landsmen, do you know a buoy
from an umbrella?”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Do <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">you</span></span> know the difference between a Sunday-school
text and petty larceny?”</span> retorted
Jack Benson, sternly. <span class="tei tei-q">“What do you mean by
taking the submarine without leave?”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“I've been experimenting—flirting with
science,”</span> responded Eph, loftily. <span class="tei tei-q">“Say, if you
landsmen know a buoy from a banana, get down
to the bow moorings of this steel mermaid, and
I'll pass you the bow cable. It's a heap easier
to lead this submarine horse out of the stall,
single-handed, than it is to take him back and
tie him.”</span></p>
<p>
Hal rowed easily to the buoy, while Eph, returning
to the steering wheel and the tower controls,
ran the <span class="tei tei-q">“Farnum,”</span> with just bare headway,
up to where he could toss the bow cable to
those waiting in the boat. A few moments later
the stern cable, also, was made fast, in such a
way as to allow a moderate swing to the bulky
steel craft.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Now, you can take me ashore, if you feel
like it,”</span> proposed Eph, standing on the platform
deck.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Not quite yet,”</span> returned Skipper Jack,
though the small boat lay alongside. <span class="tei tei-q">“We've
got some inspecting to do. But how did you get
on board in the first place?”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Why, the night watchman was in the yard
for a few minutes, and I got him to put me on
board. I figured I could hail somebody else
when I was ready to go on shore.”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“But what on earth made you do such a
thing?”</span> demanded Captain Jack, in a low tone.
<span class="tei tei-q">“It's really more than you had a right to do,
Eph, without getting Mr. Farnum's permission.”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Why, I've known you to take the 'Pollard'
and try something when Mr. Farnum wasn't
about,”</span> retorted Somers, looking surprised.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“You never knew me to do it when I could
ask permission, although, as captain, I have the
right to handle the boat. But that leave doesn't
extend to all the rest, Eph. What were you
doing down there, anyway?”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Why, I came on board, and left the manhole
open for ten minutes,”</span> answered Somers.
<span class="tei tei-q">“Then I found the cabin thermometer standing
at 49 degrees. I wondered how much warmth
could be gained by going below the surface.
I had been down an hour and five minutes
when you began to signal with that sledge-hammer—”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Sounding-lead,”</span> Jack corrected him.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Well, it sounded like a sledge-hammer, anyway,”</span>
grinned young Somers. <span class="tei tei-q">“While I was
down below I found that the temperature rose
four degrees.”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Part of that was likely due to the warmth of
your body, and the heat of the breath you gave
off,”</span> hinted Benson.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“You could have gotten it up to eighty
or ninety degrees by turning on the electric
heater far enough,”</span> suggested Hal.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“I wanted to see whether it would be warmer
in the depths; wanted to find out how low I could
go and be able to do without heat in winter,”</span>
Somers retorted.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“I could have told you that, from my reading,
without any experiment,”</span> retorted Skipper
Jack. <span class="tei tei-q">“Close your conning tower and go down
a little way, and the temperature would gradually
rise a few degrees. That's because of the
absence of wind and draft. But, if you could
go down very, very deep without smashing the
boat under the water pressure, you'd find the
temperature falling quite a bit.”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Where did you read all that?”</span> inquired
Eph, looking both astonished and sheepish.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Here,”</span> replied Jack, going to a small wall
book-case, taking down a book and turning
several pages before he stopped.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Just my luck,”</span> muttered Eph, disconsolately.
<span class="tei tei-q">“Here I've been dull as ditch-water
for an hour, trying to find out something new,
and it's all stated in a book printed—ten years
ago,”</span> he finished, after rapidly consulting the
title-page.</p>
<p>Jacob Farnum had been no listener to this
conversation. Taking the marine glasses from
the conning tower, the shipbuilder was now well
forward on the platform deck, scanning what
was visible of the steam craft to the southward.
At last the yard's owner turned around to say:</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“I don't believe you young men can have
things ship-shape a second too soon. The craft
heading this way has a military mast forward.
She must be the 'Hudson.' If there's anything
to be done, hustle!”</span></p>
<p>Jack and Hal sprang below, to scan their respective
departments. Five minutes later Grant
Andrews hailed from the <span class="tei tei-q">“Pollard,”</span> and Eph
rowed over in the shore boat to ferry over the
machinists.</p>
<p>Half an hour later Andrews and his men had
put in the few needed touches aboard the newer
submarine boat. The sun, meanwhile, had gone
down, showing the hull of a naval vessel some
four miles off the harbor.</p>
<p>Darkness came on quickly, with a clouded sky.
As young Benson stepped on deck Grant Andrews
followed him.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“All finished here, Grant?”</span> queried the
yard's owner.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Yes, sir. There's mighty little chance to
do anything where Hal Hastings has charge of
the machinery.”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“That's our gunboat out there, I think,”</span> went
on Mr. Farnum, pointing to where a white masthead
light and a red port light were visible,
about a mile away.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Dunhaven must be on the map, all right,
if a strange navigating officer knows how to
come so straight to the place,”</span> laughed Jack
Benson.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Oh, you trust a United States naval officer
to find any place he has sailing orders for,”</span> returned
Jacob Farnum. <span class="tei tei-q">“I wonder if he'll
attempt to come into this harbor?”</span></p>
<p>
<span class="tei tei-q">“There's safe anchorage, if he wants to do
so,”</span> replied Captain Jack.</p>
<p>While Somers was busy putting the foreman
and the machinists ashore, Mr. Farnum, Jack
and Hal remained on the platform deck, watching
the approach of the naval vessel, which was
now plainly making for Dunhaven.</p>
<p>Suddenly, a broad beam of glaring white light
shot over the water, resting across the deck of
the <span class="tei tei-q">“Farnum.”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“I guess that fellow knows what he wants to
know, now,”</span> muttered Benson, blinking after
the strong glare had passed.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“There, he has picked up the 'Pollard,' too,”</span>
announced Hastings. <span class="tei tei-q">“Now, that commander
must feel sure he has sighted the right place.”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“There go the signal lights,”</span> cried Captain
Jack, suddenly. <span class="tei tei-q">“Hal, hustle below and turn
on the electric current for the signaling
apparatus.”</span></p>
<p>Then Benson watched as, from the yards high
up on the gunboat's signaling mast, colored
electric lights glowed forth, twinkling briefly in
turn. This is the modern method of signaling
by sea at night.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“He wants to know,”</span> said Benson, to Mr.
Farnum, as he turned, <span class="tei tei-q">“whether there is safe
anchorage for a twelve-hundred-ton gunboat of
one hundred and ninety-five feet length.”</span></p>
<p>
Reaching the inside of the conning tower at a
bound, the young skipper rapidly manipulated
his own electric signaling control. There was
a low mast on the <span class="tei tei-q">“Farnum's”</span> platform deck,
a mast that could be unstepped almost in an
instant when going below surface. So Captain
Jack's counter-query beamed out in colors
through the night:</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“What's your draught?”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Under present ballast, seventeen-eight,”</span>
came the answer from the gunboat's signal
mast.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Safe anchorage,”</span> Captain Jack signaled
back.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Can you meet us with a pilot?”</span> questioned
the on-coming gunboat.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Yes,”</span> Captain Jack responded.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Do so,”</span> came the laconic request.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“That's all, Hal,”</span> the young skipper called,
through the engine room speaking tube. <span class="tei tei-q">“Want
to row me out and put me aboard the gunboat?”</span></p>
<p>In another jiffy the two young chums had
put off in the boat, Hal at the oars, Jack at the
tiller ropes. The gunboat was now lying to,
some seven hundred yards off the mouth of the
little harbor. Hastings bent lustily to the oars,
sending the boat over the rocking water until
he was within a hundred yards of the steam
craft's bridge.</p>
<p>
<span class="tei tei-q">“Gun boat ahoy!”</span> roared Hal, between his
hands. Then, by a slip of the tongue, and
wholly innocent of any intentional offense, he
bellowed:</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Is that the 'Dad' boat?”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“What's that?”</span> came a sharp retort from
the gunboat's bridge. <span class="tei tei-q">“Don't try to be funny,
young man!”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Beg your pardon, sir. That was a slip of
the tongue,”</span> Hal replied, meekly, as he colored.
<span class="tei tei-q">“Are you the gunboat 'Hudson?'”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“No; I'm her commanding officer, young
man! Who in blazes are you?”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“I'm the goat, it seems,”</span> muttered Hastings,
under his breath. But, aloud, he replied:</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“I have the pilot you requested.”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Then why don't you bring him on board?”</span>
came the sharp question. <span class="tei tei-q">“Did you think I
only wanted to look at a pilot?”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“All right, sir. Shall I make fast to your
starboard side gangway?”</span> Hal called.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“In a hurry, young man!”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“That's the naval style, I guess,”</span> murmured
Jack to his chum. <span class="tei tei-q">“No fooling in the talk. I
wonder if that fellow eats pie? Or is his temper
due to coffee?”</span></p>
<p>Answering only with a quiet grin, Hal rowed
alongside the starboard side gangway. Jack,
waiting, sprang quickly to the steps, ascending,
waving his hand to Hal as he went. Young
Hastings quickly shoved off, then bent to his
oars.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Where's the pilot?”</span> came a stern voice,
from the bridge, as Jack Benson's head showed
above the starboard rail.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“I am the pilot, sir,”</span> Jack replied.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Why, you're a boy.”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Guilty,”</span> Jack responded.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“What does this fooling mean? You're not
old enough to hold a pilot's license.”</span></p>
<p>By this time Benson was on the deck, immediately
under the bridge. A half dozen sailors,
forward, were eyeing him curiously.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“I have no license, sir,”</span> Jack admitted.
<span class="tei tei-q">“Neither has anyone else at Dunhaven. For
that matter, the harbor's a private one, belonging
to the shipyard.”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Hasn't Mr. Farnum a <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">man</span></span> he can send
out?”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“No one who knows the harbor better than I
do, sir.”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Who are you? What are you?”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Jack Benson, sir. Captain of the Pollard
submarine boats.”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Why didn't you tell me that before?”</span></p>
<p>The question came sharply, almost raspingly.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Beg your pardon, sir, but you didn't ask
me,”</span> Jack replied.</p>
<p>
<span class="tei tei-q">“Come up here, Benson,”</span> ordered the lieutenant
commander, in a loud voice intended to
drown out the subdued titter of some of the
sailors forward.</p>
<p>Jack ascended to the bridge, to find himself
facing a six-footer in his early thirties. There
was a younger officer at the far end of the
bridge.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Does Mr. Farnum consider you capable of
showing us the way into the harbor?”</span> demanded
the commanding officer of the <span class="tei tei-q">“Hudson.”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“I think so, sir. He trusts me with his own
boats.”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Then you are—”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Benson, Mr. Farnum's captain of the submarine
boats.”</span></p>
<p>Lieutenant Commander Mayhew gazed in astonishment
for a moment, then held out his
hand as he introduced himself, remarking:</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“I was told that I would find a very young
submarine commander here, but—”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“You didn't expect to find one quite as
young,”</span> Jack finished, smiling.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“No; I didn't. Mr. Trahern, I want you to
know Captain Jack Benson, of the Pollard
submarines.”</span></p>
<p>Ensign Trahern also shook hands with young
Benson.</p>
<p>
<span class="tei tei-q">“And now,”</span> went on the commander of the
<span class="tei tei-q">“Hudson,”</span> <span class="tei tei-q">“I think you may as well show us
the way into the harbor.”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“You'll want to go at little more than headway,
sir,”</span> Jack replied. <span class="tei tei-q">“The harbor is small,
though there's enough deep water for you. In
parts there are some sand ledges that the tide
washes up.”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“I can't allow you to pilot us, exactly, but
you'll indicate the course to me, won't you, Mr.
Benson?”</span></p>
<p>The <span class="tei tei-q">“mister”</span> was noticeable, now. Naval
officers are chary of their bestowal of the title
<span class="tei tei-q">“captain”</span> upon one who does not hold it in
the Army or Navy service.</p>
<p>At Mr. Mayhew's order the <span class="tei tei-q">“Hudson”</span> was
started slowly forward, the searchlight playing
about the entrance to the harbor.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“For your best anchorage, sir,”</span> declared
Captain Jack, after he had brought the gunboat
slowly into the harbor, <span class="tei tei-q">“you will do well
to anchor with that main arc-light dead ahead,
that shed over there on your starboard beam,
and the front end of the submarine shed about
four points off your port bow.”</span></p>
<p>Mr. Mayhew slowly manœuvred his craft,
while men stood on the deck below, forward,
prepared to heave the bow anchors.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Go four points over to port, Mr. Trahern,”</span>
instructed Mr. Mayhew. <span class="tei tei-q">“Now, back the engines—steady!”</span></p>
<p>Jack Benson opened his mouth wide. Then,
as he saw the way the <span class="tei tei-q">“Hudson”</span> was backing,
he suddenly called:</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Slow speed ahead, quick, sir!”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“You said—”</span> began Mr. Mayhew.</p>
<p>Gr-r-r-r! The stern of the gunboat dug its
way into a sand ledge, lifting the stern considerably.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Slow speed ahead!”</span> rasped Lieutenant
Commander Mayhew, sharply.</p>
<p>But the gunboat could not be budged. She
was stuck, stern on, fast in the sand-ledge.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Benson!”</span> uttered the lieutenant commander,
bitterly, <span class="tei tei-q">“I congratulate you. You've succeeded
in grounding a United States Naval
vessel!”</span></p>
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