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<h1><span style="font-size: 173%">CHAPTER XI: BUT SOMETHING HAPPENED!</span></h1>
<p>
Nor was Jack's guess in the least wrong.</p>
<p>Even had the submarine boys attempted
to bolt they would have found
it impossible. They were surrounded.</p>
<p>The cadets closed quickly in upon them.
There were more than thirty of these budding
young naval officers.</p>
<p>It was Cadet Merriam who stepped straight
up to Jack, giving him a grotesque and exaggerated
salute, as he rumbled out:</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Good evening, SIR!”</span></p>
<p>Like a flash Jack Benson comprehended.
These cadets intended fully to even up matters
for having been obliged to say <span class="tei tei-q">“sir”</span> to these
very youthful <span class="tei tei-q">“civilian instructors.”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Good evening,”</span> Jack smiled.</p>
<p>"You have come to see the camelroorelephant,
SIR?"</p>
<p>
<span class="tei tei-q">“We've been told that we might have that
pleasure,”</span> Jack responded, still smiling.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Perhaps you may,”</span> retorted Cadet Merriam,
<span class="tei tei-q">“though, first of all, it will be necessary
to prove yourselves worthy of the privilege,
SIR.”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Anything within our power,”</span> promised
Jack.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Then, SIR, let me see you all three stand 'at
attention.'”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“At attention”</span> is the rigid attitude taken by
a United States soldier or sailor when in the
presence of his officers. Jack had already seen
men in that attitude, and did his best to imitate
it in smart military manner. Eph and Hal did
likewise.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“No, no, no, you dense blockheads!”</span> uttered
Cadet Midshipman Merriam. <span class="tei tei-q">“'At attention'
upside down—on your hands!”</span></p>
<p>The other cadet midshipmen now hemmed in
closely about the three. Jack thought he caught
the idea. He bent over, throwing his feet up in
the air and resting on his hands. Unable to
keep his balance, he walked two or three steps.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“I didn't tell you to walk your post, blockhead!”</span>
scowled Mr. Merriam. <span class="tei tei-q">“Stand still
when at attention.”</span></p>
<p>Jack tried, but of course made a ludicrous
failure of standing still on his hands. So did
Hal and Eph. The latter, truth to tell, didn't
try very hard, for his freckled temper was coming
a bit to the surface.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“You're the rawest recruits, the worst landlubbers
I've ever seen,”</span> declared Cadet Midshipman
Merriam, with severe dignity. <span class="tei tei-q">“Rest,
before you try it any further.”</span></p>
<p>The smile had all but left Jack Benson's lips,
though he tried to keep it there. Hal Hastings
made the most successful attempt at looking
wholly unconcerned. Eph's face was growing
redder every minute. It is a regrettable fact
that Eph was really beginning to want to fight.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“See here,”</span> ordered Mr. Merriam, suddenly,
taking Jack by the arm, <span class="tei tei-q">“you're a horse, a full-blooded
Arab steed—understand!”</span></p>
<p>He gave young Benson a push that sent that
youngster down to the ground on all fours.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“You're General Washington, out to take a
ride on your horse,”</span> announced Mr. Merriam,
turning to Hal. <span class="tei tei-q">“It's a ride for your health.
Do you understand? It will be wholly for your
health to take that ride!”</span></p>
<p>Hal Hastings couldn't help comprehending.
With a sheepish grin he sat astride of Jack Benson's
back as the latter stood on all fours.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Go ahead with your ride, General,”</span> called
Mr. Merriam.</p>
<p>Jack pranced as best he could, on all fours,
Hal making the load of his own weight as light
as he could. Over the ground the pair moved
in this nonsensical ride, the cadets following and
grinning their appreciation of the nonsense.</p>
<p>Two of the young men followed, holding Eph
by the arms between them. Mr. Merriam now
turned upon the unhappy freckled boy.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Down on all fours,”</span> ordered Mr. Merriam.
<span class="tei tei-q">“You're the measly dog that barked at General
Washington on that famous ride. Bark, you
wretched yellow cur—bark, bark, <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">bark</span></span>!”</span></p>
<p>Though Eph Somers was madder than ever,
he had just enough judgment remaining to feel
that the wisest thing would be to obey instructions.
So, on all fours, Eph raced after Jack,
barking at him.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“See how frightened the horse is,”</span> muttered
one of the midshipmen.</p>
<p>Taking the hint, Jack shied as well as he
could.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“That's all,”</span> said Mr. Merriam, at last.
<span class="tei tei-q">“All of that, at least.”</span></p>
<p>As the three submarine boys rose, each found
himself gently held by a pair of cadet midshipmen.
It was a more or less polite hint that the
ordeal was not yet over. Mr. Merriam turned to
whisper to one of the cadets, who darted inside
the barracks building. He was back, promptly,
carrying a folded blanket on his arm.</p>
<p>
A grin spread over the faces of the assembled
cadet midshipmen. The bearer of the blanket
at once unfolded it. As many of the cadets as
could got hold of the edges, bending, holding the
blanket spread out over the ground.</p>
<p>Jack Benson's two captors suddenly hurled
him across the length of the blanket with no gentle
force. Instantly the cadets holding the
blankets straightened up, jerking it taut. Up
into the air a couple of feet bounded Jack. As
his body came down the cadets holding the
blanket gave it a still harder jerk. This time
Jack shot up into the air at least four feet. It
was the same old blanket-tossing, long popular
both in the Army and Navy. Every time Jack
landed the blanket was given a harder jerk by
those holding it. Benson began to go higher
and higher.</p>
<SPAN name="image03" id="image03" class="tei tei-anchor" style="text-align: center"></SPAN><SPAN name="fig27" id="fig27"></SPAN><div class="tei tei-figure" style="text-align: center"><ANTIMG src="images/image03.jpg" width-obs="389" height-obs="600" alt="Illustration: Eph Raced After Jack, Barking at Him." title="Eph Raced After Jack, Barking at Him." />
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<p>And now the cadets broke into a low, monotonous
chant, in time to their movements. It
ran:</p>
<div class="tei tei-lg" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-top: 1.00em">
<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left; text-indent: 2.00em">Sir, sir, surcingle!</div>
<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left; text-indent: 4.00em">Sir, sir, circle!</div>
<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left; text-indent: 2.00em">Sir, sir, with a shingle—</div>
<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left; text-indent: 4.00em">Sir, sir, sir!</div>
</div>
<p>As regular as drumbeats the cadets ripped out
the syllables of the refrain. At each word Jack
Benson's body shot higher and higher. These
young men were experts in the gentle art of
blanket-tossing. Ere long the submarine boy
was going up into the air some eight or nine feet
at every tautening of the blanket.</p>
<p>As for escape, that was out of the question.
No sooner did the submarine boy touch the
blanket than he shot skyward again. Had he
desired to he could not have called out. The
motion and the sudden jolts shook all the breath
out of him.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Ugh! Hm! Pleasant, isn't it?”</span> uttered
Hal Hastings, grimly, under his breath.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“If they try to do that to me,”</span> whispered
Eph, hotly, under his breath, <span class="tei tei-q">“I'll fight.”</span></p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“More simpleton you, then!”</span> Hal shot back
at him in warning. <span class="tei tei-q">“What chance do you think
you stand against a crowd like this?”</span></p>
<p>Just as suddenly as it had begun the blanket-tossing
stopped. Yet, hardly had Jack been allowed
to step out than Hal Hastings was unceremoniously
dropped athwart the blanket. The
tossing began again, to the chant of:</p>
<div class="tei tei-lg" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-top: 1.00em">
<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left; text-indent: 2.00em">Sir, sir, surcingle!</div>
<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left; text-indent: 4.00em">Sir, sir, circle!</div>
</div>
<p>Right plentifully were these cadet midshipmen
avenging themselves for having had to say
<span class="tei tei-q">“sir”</span> to these young submarine boys that day.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“Woof!”</span> breathed Jack, as soon as breath
entered his body again. Eph clenched his fists
tightly, as Hal continued to go higher and
higher. But at last Hastings's ordeal was over.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“I suppose they'll try that on me!”</span> gritted
Eph Somers to himself. <span class="tei tei-q">“If they do—”</span></p>
<p>That was far as he got, for Eph was suddenly
flung upon the blanket.</p>
<div class="tei tei-lg" style="margin-bottom: 1.00em; margin-top: 1.00em">
<div class="tei tei-l" style="text-align: left; text-indent: 2.00em">Sir, sir, surcingle!</div>
</div>
<p>Then how Eph <span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">did</span></span> go up and down! It was
as though these cadet midshipmen knew that it
would make Eph mad, madder, maddest! These
budding young naval officers fairly bent to their
work, tautening and loosening on the blanket
until their muscles fairly ached.</p>
<p>It was lofty aerial work that Eph Somers was
doing. Up and up—higher and higher! Without
the need of any effort on his own part young
Somers was now traveling upward at the rate of
ten or eleven feet at every punctuated bound.</p>
<p>Then, suddenly, there came a sound that
chilled the blood of every young cadet midshipman
hazer present.</p>
<p><span class="tei tei-q">“<span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-style: italic">Halt!</span></span> Where you are!”</span></p>
<p>Under the shadow of the barracks building a
naval officer had appeared. He now came forward,
a frown on his face, eyeing the culprits.</p>
<p>It is no merry jest for cadet midshipmen to
be caught at hazing! And here were some
thirty of them—red-handed!</p>
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