<h2><SPAN name="link2HCH0020" id="link2HCH0020"></SPAN> CHAPTER XX<br/> A Twice Stolen Dinner</h2>
<p class="poem">
No one ever is so smart that some one else may not prove to be smarter
still.<br/>
—<i>Old Granny Fox</i>.</p>
<p>Listen and you shall hear all about three rogues. Two were in red and were
Granny and Reddy Fox. And one was in gray and was Old Man Coyote. They were the
slyest, smartest rogues on all the Green Meadows or in all the Green Forest.
All three had started out to steal the same dinner, but the funny part is they
didn’t intend to steal it from the same person. And still funnier is it
that one of them didn’t even know where that dinner was or what kind of a
dinner it would be.</p>
<p>True to his resolve to know what Granny and Reddy Fox were getting to eat, and
where they were getting it, Old Man Coyote hid where he could see what was
going on about Farmer Brown’s, for it was there he felt sure that Granny
and Reddy were getting food. He had waited only a little while when along came
Granny and Reddy Fox past the place where Old Man Coyote was hiding. They
didn’t see him. Of course not. He took care that they should have no
chance. But anyway, they were not thinking of him. Their thoughts were all of
that dinner they intended to have, and the smart trick by which they would get
it.</p>
<p>So with their thoughts all on that dinner they slipped up behind the barn and
prepared to work the trick which had been so successful before. Old Man Coyote
crept after them. He saw Reddy Fox lie down where he could peep around the
corner of the barn to watch Bowser the Hound and to see that no one else was
about. He saw Granny leave Reddy there and hurry away. Old Man Coyote’s
wits worked fast.</p>
<p>“I can’t be in two places at once,” thought he, “so I
can’t watch both Granny and Reddy. As I can watch but one, which one
shall it be? Granny, of course. Granny is the smartest of the two, and whatever
they are up to, she is at the bottom of it. Granny is the one to follow.”</p>
<p>So, like a gray shadow, crafty Old Man Coyote stole after Granny Fox and saw
her hide behind the corner of the shed at the end of which was the little house
of Bowser the Hound. He crept as near as he dared and then lay flat down behind
a little bunch of dead grass close to the shed. For some time nothing happened,
and Old Man Coyote was puzzled. Every once in a while Granny Fox would look
behind and all about to be sure that no danger was near, but she didn’t
see Old Man Coyote. After what seemed to him a long time, he heard a door open
on the other side of the shed. It was Mrs. Brown carrying Bowser’s dinner
out to him. Of course, Old Man Coyote didn’t know this. He knew by the
sounds that some one had come out of the house, and it made him nervous. He
didn’t like being so close to Farmer Brown’s house in broad
daylight. But he kept his eyes on Granny Fox, and he saw her ears prick up in a
way that he knew meant that those sounds were just what she had been waiting
for.</p>
<p>“If she isn’t afraid, I don’t need to be,” thought he
craftily. After a few minutes he heard a door close and knew that whoever had
come out had gone back into the house. Almost at once Bowser the Hound began to
yelp and whine. Swiftly Granny Fox disappeared around the corner of the shed.
Just as swiftly Old Man Coyote ran forward and peeped around the corner. There
was Bowser the Hound tugging at his chain, and just beyond his reach was Reddy
Fox, grinning in the most provoking manner. And there was Granny Fox, backing
and dragging after her Bowser’s dinner. In a flash Old Man Coyote
understood the plan, and he almost chuckled aloud at the cleverness of it. Then
he hastily backed behind the shed and waited. In a minute Granny Fox appeared,
dragging Bowser’s dinner. She was so intent on getting that dinner that
she almost backed into Old Man Coyote without suspecting that he was anywhere
about.</p>
<p>“Thank you, Granny. You needn’t bother about it any longer;
I’ll take it now,” growled Old Man Coyote in Granny’s ear.</p>
<p>Granny let go of that dinner as if it burned her tongue, and with a frightened
little yelp leaped to one side. A minute later Reddy came racing around from
behind the barn eager for his share. What he saw was Old Man Coyote bolting
down that twice-stolen dinner while Granny Fox fairly danced with rage.</p>
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