<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[Pg 88]</SPAN></span></p>
<h2><span> </span> <span>XX.</span></h2>
<p>The Curate stood in front of the looking-glass and solemnly divested
himself of his collar.</p>
<p>"I never heard a more fantastic story," said Mrs Mendham from the basket
chair. "The man must be mad. Are you sure——."</p>
<p>"Perfectly, my dear. I've told you every word, every incident——."</p>
<p>"<i>Well!</i>" said Mrs Mendham, and spread her hands. "There's no sense in it."</p>
<p>"Precisely, my dear."</p>
<p>"The Vicar," said Mrs Mendham, "must be mad."</p>
<p>"This hunchback is certainly one of the strangest creatures I've seen
for a long time. Foreign looking, with a big bright coloured face and
long brown hair.... It can't have been cut for months!" The Curate put
his studs carefully upon the shelf of the dressing-table. "And a kind of
staring look about his<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[Pg 89]</SPAN></span> eyes, and a simpering smile. Quite a silly
looking person. Effeminate."</p>
<p>"But who <i>can</i> he be?" said Mrs Mendham.</p>
<p>"I can't imagine, my dear. Nor where he came from. He might be a
chorister or something of that sort."</p>
<p>"But <i>why</i> should he be about the shrubbery ... in that dreadful costume?"</p>
<p>"I don't know. The Vicar gave me no explanation. He simply said,
'Mendham, this is an Angel.'"</p>
<p>"I wonder if he drinks.... They may have been bathing near the spring,
of course," reflected Mrs Mendham. "But I noticed no other clothes on his arm."</p>
<p>The Curate sat down on his bed and unlaced his boots.</p>
<p>"It's a perfect mystery to me, my dear." (Flick, flick of laces.)
"Hallucination is the only charitable——"</p>
<p>"You are sure, George, that it was <i>not</i> a woman."</p>
<p>"Perfectly," said the Curate.</p>
<p>"I know what men are, of course."</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[Pg 90]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"It was a young man of nineteen or twenty," said the Curate.</p>
<p>"I can't understand it," said Mrs Mendham. "You say the creature is
staying at the Vicarage?"</p>
<p>"Hilyer is simply mad," said the Curate. He got up and went padding
round the room to the door to put out his boots. "To judge by his manner
you would really think he believed this cripple was an Angel." ("Are
your shoes out, dear?")</p>
<p>("They're just by the wardrobe"), said Mrs Mendham. "He always was a
little queer, you know. There was always something childish about him.... An Angel!"</p>
<p>The Curate came and stood by the fire, fumbling with his braces. Mrs
Mendham liked a fire even in the summer. "He shirks all the serious
problems in life and is always trifling with some new foolishness," said
the Curate. "Angel indeed!" He laughed suddenly. "Hilyer <i>must</i> be mad," he said.</p>
<p>Mrs Mendham laughed too. "Even that doesn't explain the hunchback," she said.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[Pg 91]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"The hunchback must be mad too," said the Curate.</p>
<p>"It's the only way of explaining it in a sensible way," said Mrs
Mendham. [<i>Pause.</i>]</p>
<p>"Angel or no angel," said Mrs Mendham, "I know what is due to me. Even
supposing the man thought he <i>was</i> in the company of an angel, that is
no reason why he should not behave like a gentleman."</p>
<p>"That is perfectly true."</p>
<p>"You will write to the Bishop, of course?"</p>
<p>Mendham coughed. "No, I shan't write to the Bishop," said Mendham. "I
think it seems a little disloyal.... And he took no notice of the last, you know."</p>
<p>"But surely——"</p>
<p>"I shall write to Austin. In confidence. He will be sure to tell the
Bishop, you know. And you must remember, my dear——"</p>
<p>"That Hilyer can dismiss you, you were going to say. My dear, the man's
much too weak! <i>I</i> should have a word to say about that. And besides,
you do all his work for him. Practically, we manage the parish from end
to end.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_92" id="Page_92">[Pg 92]</SPAN></span> I do not know what would become of the poor if it was not for
me. They'd have free quarters in the Vicarage to-morrow. There is that
Goody Ansell——"</p>
<p>"I know, my dear," said the Curate, turning away and proceeding with his
undressing. "You were telling me about her only this afternoon."</p>
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