<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[148]</SPAN><br/><SPAN name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[149]</SPAN></span></p>
<h2><i>THE EIGHTEENTH CHAPTER</i><br/> <small>SMELLS</small></h2>
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<p class="drop-capi">“YOUR uncle must now be <i>found</i>,”
said the Doctor—“that is the
next thing—now that we know
he wasn’t thrown into the sea.”</p>
<p>Then Dab-Dab came up to
him again and whispered,</p>
<p>“Ask the eagles to look for the man. No living
creature can see better than an eagle. When
they are miles high in the air they can count
the ants crawling on the ground. Ask the
eagles.”</p>
<p>So the Doctor sent one of the swallows off
to get some eagles.</p>
<p>And in about an hour the little bird came
back with six different kinds of eagles: a Black
Eagle, a Bald Eagle, a Fish Eagle, a Golden
Eagle, an Eagle-Vulture, and a White-tailed
Sea Eagle. Twice as high as the boy they were,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[150]</SPAN></span>
each one of them. And they stood on the rail
of the ship, like round-shouldered soldiers all
in a row, stern and still and stiff; while their
great, gleaming, black eyes shot darting glances
here and there and everywhere.</p>
<p>Gub-Gub was scared of them and got behind
a barrel. He said he felt as though those
terrible eyes were looking right inside of him
to see what he had stolen for lunch.</p>
<p>And the Doctor said to the eagles,</p>
<p>“A man has been lost—a fisherman with red
hair and an anchor marked on his arm. Would
you be so kind as to see if you can find him for
us? This boy is the man’s nephew.”</p>
<p>Eagles do not talk very much. And all they
answered in their husky voices was,</p>
<p>“You may be sure that we will do our best—for
John Dolittle.”</p>
<p>Then they flew off—and Gub-Gub came out
from behind his barrel to see them go. Up and
up and up they went—higher and higher and
higher still. Then, when the Doctor could only
just see them, they parted company and started
going off all different ways—North, East, South<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[151]</SPAN></span>
and West, looking like tiny grains of black sand
creeping across the wide, blue sky.</p>
<p>“My gracious!” said Gub-Gub in a hushed
voice. “What a height! I wonder they don’t
scorch their feathers—so near the sun!”</p>
<p>They were gone a long time. And when they
came back it was almost night.</p>
<p>And the eagles said to the Doctor,</p>
<p>“We have searched all the seas and all the
countries and all the islands and all the cities
and all the villages in this half of the world.
But we have failed. In the main street of Gibraltar
we saw three red hairs lying on a wheelbarrow
before a baker’s door. But they were
not the hairs of a man—they were the hairs out
of a fur-coat. Nowhere, on land or water, could
we see any sign of this boy’s uncle. And if <i>we</i>
could not see him, then he is not to be seen....
For John Dolittle—we have done our best.”</p>
<p>Then the six great birds flapped their big
wings and flew back to their homes in the mountains
and the rocks.</p>
<p>“Well,” said Dab-Dab, after they had gone,
“what are we going to do now? The boy’s<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[152]</SPAN></span>
uncle <i>must</i> be found—there’s no two ways about
that. The lad isn’t old enough to be knocking
around the world by himself. Boys aren’t like
ducklings—they have to be taken care of till
they’re quite old.... I wish Chee-Chee were
here. He would soon find the man. Good old
Chee-Chee! I wonder how he’s getting on!”</p>
<p>“If we only had Polynesia with us,” said the
white mouse. “<i>She</i> would soon think of some
way. Do you remember how she got us all
out of prison—the second time? My, but she
was a clever one!”</p>
<p>“I don’t think so much of those eagle-fellows,”
said Jip. “They’re just conceited. They may
have very good eyesight and all that; but when
you ask them to find a man for you, they can’t
do it—and they have the cheek to come back
and say that nobody else could do it. They’re
just conceited—like that collie in Puddleby.
And I don’t think a whole lot of those gossipy
old porpoises either. All they could tell us was
that the man isn’t in the sea. We don’t want
to know where he <i>isn’t</i>—we want to know where
he <i>is</i>.”</p>
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<p>“Oh, don’t talk so much,” said Gub-Gub.
“It’s easy to talk; but it isn’t so easy to find a
man when you have got the whole world to hunt
him in. Maybe the fisherman’s hair has turned
white, worrying about the boy; and that was
why the eagles didn’t find him. You don’t
know everything. You’re just talking. You
are not doing anything to help. You couldn’t
find the boy’s uncle any more than the eagles
could—you couldn’t do as well.”</p>
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<div class="caption">“‘You stupid piece of warm bacon!’”</div>
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<p>“Couldn’t I?” said the dog. “That’s all you
know, you stupid piece of warm bacon! I<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[154]</SPAN></span>
haven’t begun to try yet, have I? You wait and
see!”</p>
<p>Then Jip went to the Doctor and said,</p>
<p>“Ask the boy if he has anything in his pockets
that belonged to his uncle, will you, please?”</p>
<p>So the Doctor asked him. And the boy
showed them a gold ring which he wore on a
piece of string around his neck because it was
too big for his finger. He said his uncle gave
it to him when they saw the pirates coming.</p>
<p>Jip smelt the ring and said,</p>
<p>“That’s no good. Ask him if he has anything
else that belonged to his uncle.”</p>
<p>Then the boy took from his pocket a great,
big red handkerchief and said, “This was my
uncle’s too.”</p>
<p>As soon as the boy pulled it out, Jip shouted,</p>
<p>“<i>Snuff</i>, by Jingo!—Black Rappee snuff.
Don’t you smell it? His uncle took snuff—Ask
him, Doctor.”</p>
<p>The Doctor questioned the boy again;
and he said, “Yes. My uncle took a lot of
snuff.”</p>
<p>“Fine!” said Jip. “The man’s as good as<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[155]</SPAN></span>
found. ’Twill be as easy as stealing milk from
a kitten. Tell the boy I’ll find his uncle for
him in less than a week. Let us go upstairs
and see which way the wind is blowing.”</p>
<p>“But it is dark now,” said the Doctor. “You
can’t find him in the dark!”</p>
<p>“I don’t need any light to look for a man who
smells of Black Rappee snuff,” said Jip as he
climbed the stairs. “If the man had a hard
smell, like string, now—or hot water, it would
be different. But <i>snuff</i>!—Tut, tut!”</p>
<p>“Does hot water have a smell?” asked the
Doctor.</p>
<p>“Certainly it has,” said Jip. “Hot water
smells quite different from cold water. It is
warm water—or ice—that has the really difficult
smell. Why, I once followed a man for
ten miles on a dark night by the smell of the
hot water he had used to shave with—for the
poor fellow had no soap.... Now then, let
us see which way the wind is blowing. Wind is
very important in long-distant smelling. It
mustn’t be too fierce a wind—and of course it
must blow the right way. A nice, steady, damp<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[156]</SPAN></span>
breeze is the best of all.... Ha!—This wind
is from the North.”</p>
<p>Then Jip went up to the front of the ship
and smelt the wind; and he started muttering
to himself,</p>
<p>“Tar; Spanish onions; kerosene oil; wet raincoats;
crushed laurel-leaves; rubber burning;
lace-curtains being washed—No, my mistake,
lace-curtains hanging out to dry; and foxes—hundreds
of ’em—cubs; and—”</p>
<p>“Can you really smell all those different
things in this one wind?” asked the Doctor.</p>
<p>“Why, of course!” said Jip. “And those are
only a few of the easy smells—the strong ones.
Any mongrel could smell those with a cold in
the head. Wait now, and I’ll tell you some of
the harder scents that are coming on this wind—a
few of the dainty ones.”</p>
<p>Then the dog shut his eyes tight, poked his
nose straight up in the air and sniffed hard with
his mouth half-open.</p>
<p>For a long time he said nothing. He kept as
still as a stone. He hardly seemed to be breathing
at all. When at last he began to speak, it<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[157]</SPAN></span>
sounded almost as though he were singing, sadly,
in a dream.</p>
<p>“Bricks,” he whispered, very low—“old yellow
bricks, crumbling with age in a garden-wall;
the sweet breath of young cows standing
in a mountain-stream; the lead roof of a dove-cote—or
perhaps a granary—with the mid-day
sun on it; black kid gloves lying in a bureau-drawer
of walnut-wood; a dusty road with a
horses’ drinking-trough beneath the sycamores;
little mushrooms bursting through the rotting
leaves; and—and—and—”</p>
<p>“Any parsnips?” asked Gub-Gub.</p>
<p>“No,” said Jip. “You always think of things
to eat. No parsnips whatever. And no snuff—plenty
of pipes and cigarettes, and a few cigars.
But no snuff. We must wait till the wind
changes to the South.”</p>
<p>“Yes, it’s a poor wind, that,” said Gub-Gub.
“I think you’re a fake, Jip. Who ever heard of
finding a man in the middle of the ocean just by
smell! I told you you couldn’t do it.”</p>
<p>“Look here,” said Jip, getting really angry.
“You’re going to get a bite on the nose in a minute!<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[158]</SPAN></span>
You needn’t think that just because the
Doctor won’t let us give you what you deserve,
that you can be as cheeky as you like!”</p>
<p>“Stop quarreling!” said the Doctor—“Stop it!
Life’s too short. Tell me, Jip, where do you
think those smells are coming from?”</p>
<p>“From Devon and Wales—most of them,” said
Jip—“The wind is coming that way.”</p>
<p>“Well, well!” said the Doctor. “You know
that’s really quite remarkable—quite. I must
make a note of that for my new book. I wonder
if you could train me to smell as well as
that.... But no—perhaps I’m better off the
way I am. ‘Enough is as good as a feast,’ they
say. Let’s go down to supper. I’m quite hungry.”</p>
<p>“So am I,” said Gub-Gub.</p>
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