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<h2>The Wee Bannock</h2>
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<p><i>"Grannie, grannie, come tell us the story of the wee
bannock."</i></p>
<p><i>"Hout, childer, ye've heard it a hundred times afore. I
needn't tell it over again."</i></p>
<p><i>"Ah! but, grannie, it's such a fine one. You must tell it.
Just once."</i></p>
<p><i>"Well, well, if ye'll all promise to be good, I'll tell it ye
again."</i></p>
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<p>There lived an old man and an old woman at the side of a burn. They
had two cows, five hens, and a cock, a cat and two kittens. The old
man looked after the cows, and the old wife span on the distaff. The
kittens oft gripped at the old wife's spindle, as it tussled over the
hearthstone. "Sho, sho," she would say, "go away;" and so it tussled
about.</p>
<p>One day, after breakfast, she thought she would have a bannock. So
she baked two oatmeal bannocks, and set them on to the fire to harden.
After a while, the old man came in, and sat down beside the fire, and
takes one of the bannocks, and snaps it through the middle. When the
other one sees this, it runs off as fast as it could, and the old wife
after it, with the spindle in the one hand, and the distaff in the
other. But the wee bannock ran away and out of sight, and ran till it
came to a pretty large thatched house, and it ran boldly up inside to
the fireside; and there were three tailors sitting on a big bench.
When they saw the wee bannock come in, they jumped up, and got behind
the goodwife, that was carding tow by the fire. "Hout," quoth she, "be
no afeard; it's but a wee bannock. Grip it, and I'll give ye a sup of
milk with it." Up she gets with the tow-cards and the tailor with the
goose, and the two 'prentices, the one with the big shears, and the
other with the lawbrod; but it dodged them, and ran round about the
fire; and one of the 'prentices, thinking to snap it with the shears,
fell into the ashes. The tailor cast the goose, and the goodwife the
tow-cards; but it wouldn't do. The bannock ran away, and ran till it
came to a wee house at the roadside; and in it runs and there was a
weaver sitting at the loom, and the wife winding a clue of yarn.</p>
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<p>"Tibby," quoth he, "what's that?"</p>
<p>"Oh," quoth she, "it's a wee bannock."</p>
<p>"It's well come," quoth he, "for our porrage were but thin to-day.
Grip it, my woman; grip it."</p>
<p>"Ay," quoth she; "what recks! That's a clever bannock. Catch it,
Willie; catch it, man."</p>
<p>"Hout," quoth Willie, "cast the clue at it."</p>
<p>But the bannock dodged round about, and off it went, and over the
hill, like a new-tarred sheep or a mad cow. And forward it runs to the
neat-house, to the fireside; and there was the goodwife churning.</p>
<p>"Come away, wee bannock," quoth she; "I'll have cream and bread
to-day." But the wee bannock dodged round about the churn, and the
wife after it, and in the hurry she had near-hand overturned the
churn. And before she got it set right again, the wee bannock was off
and down the brae to the mill; and in it ran.</p>
<p>The miller was sifting meal in the trough; but, looking up: "Ay,"
quoth he, "it's a sign of plenty when ye're running about, and nobody
to look after ye. But I like a bannock and cheese. Come your way
hither, and I'll give ye a night's quarters." But the bannock wouldn't
trust itself with the miller and his cheese. So it turned and ran its
way out; but the miller didn't fash his head with it.</p>
<p>So it toddled away and ran till it came to the smithy; and in it
runs, and up to the anvil. The smith was making horse-nails. Quoth he:
"I like a glass of good ale and a well-toasted bannock. Come your way
in by here." But the bannock was frightened when it heard about the
ale, and turned and was off as hard as it could, and the smith after
it, and cast the hammer. But it missed, and the bannock was out of
sight in a crack, and ran till it came to a farmhouse with a good
peat-stack at the end of it. Inside it runs to the fireside. The
goodman was cloving lint, and the goodwife heckling. "O Janet," quoth
he, "there's a wee bannock; I'll have the half of it."</p>
<p>"Well, John, I'll have the other half. Hit it over the back with
the clove." But the bannock played dodgings. "Hout, tout," quoth the
wife, and made the heckle flee at it. But it was too clever for
her.</p>
<p>And off and up the burn it ran to the next house, and rolled its
way to the fireside. The goodwife was stirring the soup, and the
goodman plaiting sprit-binnings for the cows. "Ho, Jock," quoth the
goodwife, "here come. You're always crying about a wee bannock. Here's
one. Come in, haste ye, and I'll help ye to grip it."</p>
<p>"Ay, mother, where is it?"</p>
<p>"See there. Run over on that side."</p>
<p>But the bannock ran in behind the goodman's chair. Jock fell among
the sprits. The goodman cast a binning, and the goodwife the spurtle.
But it was too clever for Jock and her both. It was off and out of
sight in a crack, and through among the whins, and down the road to
the next house, and in and snug by the fireside. The folk were just
sitting down to their soup, and the goodwife scraping the pot. "Look,"
quoth she, "there's a wee bannock come in to warm itself at our
fireside."</p>
<p>"Shut the door," quoth the goodman, "and we'll try to get a grip of
it."</p>
<p>When the bannock heard that, it ran out of the house and they after
it with their spoons, and the goodman shied his hat. But it rolled
away and ran, and ran, till it came to another house; and when it went
in the folk were just going to their beds. The goodman was taking off
his breeches, and the goodwife raking the fire.</p>
<p>"What's that?" quoth he.</p>
<p>"Oh," quoth she, "it's a wee bannock."</p>
<p>Quoth he, "I could eat the half of it."</p>
<p>"Grip it," quoth the wife, "and I'll have a bit too."</p>
<p>"Cast your breeches at it!" The goodman shied his breeches, and had
nearly smothered it. But it wriggled out and ran, and the goodman
after it without his breeches; and there was a clean chase over the
craft park, and in among the whins; and the goodman lost it, and had
to come away, trotting home half naked. But now it was grown dark, and
the wee bannock couldn't see; but it went into the side of a big whin
bush, and into a fox's hole. The fox had had no meat for two days. "O
welcome, welcome," quoth the fox, and snapped it in two in the middle.
And that was the end of the wee bannock.</p>
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