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<h2>The Three Wishes</h2>
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<p>Once upon a time, and be sure 't was a long time ago, there lived a
poor woodman in a great forest, and every day of his life he went out
to fell timber. So one day he started out, and the goodwife filled his
wallet and slung his bottle on his back, that he might have meat and
drink in the forest. He had marked out a huge old oak, which, thought
he, would furnish many and many a good plank. And when he was come to
it, he took his axe in his hand and swung it round his head as though
he were minded to fell the tree at one stroke. But he hadn't given one
blow, when what should he hear but the pitifullest entreating, and
there stood before him a fairy who prayed and beseeched him to spare
the tree. He was dazed, as you may fancy, with wonderment and
affright, and he couldn't open his mouth to utter a word. But he found
his tongue at last, and, "Well," said he, "I'll e'en do as thou
wishest."</p>
<p>"You've done better for yourself than you know," answered the
fairy, "and to show I'm not ungrateful, I'll grant you your next three
wishes, be they what they may." And therewith the fairy was no more to
be seen, and the woodman slung his wallet over his shoulder and his
bottle at his side, and off he started home.</p>
<p>But the way was long, and the poor man was regularly dazed with the
wonderful thing that had befallen him, and when he got home there was
nothing in his noddle but the wish to sit down and rest. Maybe, too,
't was a trick of the fairy's. Who can tell? Anyhow down he sat by the
blazing fire, and as he sat he waxed hungry, though it was a long way
off supper-time yet.</p>
<p>"Hasn't thou naught for supper, dame?" said he to his wife.</p>
<p>"Nay, not for a couple of hours yet," said she.</p>
<p>"Ah!" groaned the woodman, "I wish I'd a good link of black pudding
here before me."</p>
<p>No sooner had he said the word, when clatter, clatter, rustle,
rustle, what should come down the chimney but a link of the finest
black pudding the heart of man could wish for.</p>
<p>If the woodman stared, the goodwife stared three times as much.
"What's all this?" says she.</p>
<p>Then all the morning's work came back to the woodman, and he told
his tale right out, from beginning to end, and as he told it the
goodwife glowered and glowered, and when he had made an end of it she
burst out, "Thou bee'st but a fool, Jan, thou bee'st but a fool; and I
wish the pudding were at thy nose, I do indeed."</p>
<p>And before you could say Jack Robinson, there the goodman sat and
his nose was the longer for a noble link of black pudding.</p>
<p>He gave a pull but it stuck, and she gave a pull but it stuck, and
they both pulled till they had nigh pulled the nose off, but it stuck
and stuck.</p>
<p>"What's to be done now?" said he.</p>
<p>"'T isn't so very unsightly," said she, looking hard at him.</p>
<p>Then the woodman saw that if he wished, he must need wish in a
hurry; and wish he did, that the black pudding might come off his
nose. Well! there it lay in a dish on the table, and if the goodman
and goodwife didn't ride in a golden coach, or dress in silk and
satin, why, they had at least as fine a black pudding for their supper
as the heart of man could desire.</p>
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